Welcome to the I'm So Disgusting website, home of the I'm So Disgusting Contest, and a place to post your most hideous self-portraits for the world to see.

Please take ugly self-portraits and email them to me here.

Do not send me gigantic files or I will be pissed. Please take them with a cell phone or format them in photoshop so the width is 320 pixels.

A winner will be selected weekly, or monthly, or something, and a new CHAMPION will be selected anytime someone uploads a MORE disgusting picture than anything previously seen.

I ONLY WANT PICTURES OF YOUR FACES HERE PEOPLE.

Anyone who sends me pictures of their cocks will be reported to the authorities.